Monday, January 09, 2006

Barbie, Like You Ain't Never...

There are a lot of STRANGE little tucked away shops and boutiques in Paris, I can tell you guys...

And this is one of them!

Their thing is this... well, listen...

How can I explain..?

Look, they take these old Barbie dolls and they... well, they...

Ummm...

Rip their heads off and stick their necks up each others' asses...

Oh dear, I knew this wouldn't be easy... umm...

OK, just check out the photos, OK, snatched through a strangely cellophaned grill, hence the dodgy photo quality, but after what they do with Barbie dolls, nothing surprises me any more...

We've got this long procession of decapitated Barbies with their... well, as I said, check out the pictures...

Then there is this grossly hairy one, can you imagine anything queasier than a naked Barbie covered in a thick layer of man hair like a bear??? Bear Barbie??? Pass the sick bag, please!!!

And finally, just from what was visible from the window, we have the latest addition to the family after Anal and Hairy... Spider Barbie!!!

A grotesque concoction of assorted limbs sticking out of an amophous body-thing, it's not for the faint hearted, and certainly not for little girls around seven who are more used to seeing Miss B. astride a pony or gazing into her favourite mirror as she gets her golden locks pampered. Won't be so golden now, I fear, girls...

Well, that's all folks...

Umm, yeah. Normal service will be resumed next posting... I hope...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROTFLOL !!!!!!!!!

==Alaska

dev said...

lol - this is worse than the lizard barbie (barbie head, lizard body) I made when I was 11...

Eric said...

LOL! And what is Ken doing??

Anonymous said...

hahahaha

Mdx said...

Weird yet so unique! The grill adds a freak-in-a-cage element. Honestly I can see these hanging on someone's wall.

Paris Set Me Free said...

Thanks for the comments, all. Eric, I do believe I can see Ken in the corner doing things which cannot be mentioned here with his trousers round his ankles ;-)

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